Punctuality is not my strongest attribute, but you are invited to spend some time with me tomorrow morning (thursday morning).
I will be defending my thesis work at 9AM sharp at Pacific Northwest College of Art here in Portland, Oregon. It is open to the public.
I'm going to talk a little about this and that, and show you a bit of these and those. Basically, I am going to talk about how smart I think I am and how many pull-ups I can do now.
The room I will be speaking in is called 'illustration A', and is located in the sculpture (IID) building. Frankly, it's the hardest room to find but it is big and has nice windows. Grab somebody that looks angsty or dirty and have them show you, as they are most likely an art student.
I spent twenty minutes organizing and reorganizing the chairs for your comfort.
If you do not make it, I will be at YURS at 11 sharp. You can meet me there and buy me drinks while you apologize for not supporting me on the most emotionally demanding day of my academic career.
xoxo